Here we go again! Another console is slated to launch in a matter of hours, yet the real entertainment will take place in the moments leading up to it. You see, I enjoy watching stupid people sit outside the stores like Best Buy, Wal-Mart, and Babbages in hopes of getting a system in the first shipment. Do you really have nothing better to do than sit on a slab of cold, hard concrete for 8 hours to get a "toy" that you could just as easily get the next day? You will see them on the 11:00 news tonight braving the elements, wearing nothing but a hoody, and there's always a cig in their mouth. "The Xbox 360 is gonna be awesome! Whooooo!" "But aren't you concerned about the price? Isn't $400 alot of money for a game system?" "Hecks yeah it's alot of money, but I figure on workin' some overtime at Taco Bell." Nice. Real Nice.
If you were smart, you would do what I plan on doing. I'm going to pay a "meth head" a few bucks to stand in line for me. They're up for 72 hours at a time already, so why not make some cheese doing it? Hey meth head, just be sure you don't sell my shiny new system for another fix, or we could have trouble......
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